Signpost (Weber, Utah), 1955-05-271
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SIO PONT'S HERS GOES KVKKH'nTNQ X, Sig Font, being of sound mind and body do heeeby testify with crossed fingers to the truthfulness of this biased analysis of myself . This dissertation is for the purpose of revealing the personality who has been wasting space in every edition of the Signpost with his neurotic ravings. In order to analyze myself , I take a mirror in hand and describe, perhaps a little dishonestly, what is pictured thereon.The thing which catches the eye first is a sunburned nose placed between two bloodshot eyes, resulting in a lovely monochromatic color scheme, CHOCOLATE FLAVOR The skin stretched over this unimpressive headbone is a little darker thai normal and is topped off with chocolate flavored hair. It is here noted that the ' hair is very short and as such never needs "parting upf This demonstrates the basic laziness of the thing on the other side of the mirror. This person comes packed in a long thin package in an effort to conserve space. Since it is able to look down (having no other choice) on most people, one must not condemn it for its feeling of superiority when it comes to things like reaching for sky hooks. Going further with physical observations, one may remark about the very active vocal cords which simply never get a rest, not even when the "self" is asleep (which incidentally is a good part of the time) . The ears appear to be quite deaf, especially if the word "dishes, " "assignment," or "work" is mentioned. The feet are the large economy size and come with a lifetime guarantee. HEAVY. DRINKER The purse is always empty, and the reason for this is fairly evident. It insists on associating with a Buick car which has very bad, drinking habits. It works at four different jobs which may account for the confused and bewildered state it is eternally in. It has one good job but must work at three more to pay the income tax on the first one. That should be enough for physical appearances, now we must move to the workings of that evil little mind The mind nachine is constantly machine is constantly busy thinking of ways to getoutof classes. A fivorite (and over-used) one is the debate trip MARILYN angle. Since this one has proved to be most successful, it is used quite often. All in all, this "self" is pretty handy gadget; a rather expensive one though, since it consume close to two tons of food per day and is often in need of repairs like the removal of appendix and the 1reat ment of cracks and sprains acquired quite regularly on the tennis court, the baseball diamond, and the baket.. ball floor. CELLAR THEATER WILL CONTINUB NEXT YEAR H.l.D. REDFORT, PRES. AND FACULTY HOLD RECEPTION: BERTHA ECCLES HALL IS SCENE, TONIGHT The graduates will be saying good-bye and leaving many of their friends, perhaps for the last time; at the President's reception which will be held Friday, May 27, from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. The affair is a reception given by President and Mrs. William P. Miller, assisted by the Faculty Ladies Association, for all graduating students and their parents. The students with their parents will be greeted at the reception held in the Bertha Eccles Hall, by President and Mrs. Miller, Dr. Robert A. Clarke, Dean of Faculty, and Mrs. Clarke, and Mr. and Mrs. 0. M. Clark, and Dr. and Mrs. Dello G. Dayton. They will then be served and the parents will have an opportunity to visit with faculty members. SUMMER SCHOOL REGISTRATION DATES ARE SET JUNE 9&13, DEAN CLARKE ANNOUNCES Schedules for summer school classes are available now at the registrar's affice. Those who plan to take evening classes should get their appointments for registration as soon as possible. No appointment is neede d for day school registration. Day registration will be held June 13 from nine until three. Instruction will begin June 1U and end August 26. Night school registration will be June 9 and 13 from six until nine p.m. Instruction will begin June Hi and end August 25. Courses are arranged so tthat a person may go to school in ,the morning and work at night or vice versa. There are 12? different courses listed with all departments being represented. The only accelerated course in college physics in the state will be given this summer. Men from all over the state are coming to take as much as IS hours of physics to fill their requirements for medical school. Last summer 1133 pefsons were registered exceeding the previous year's number of 779. Dr. Robert A. Clarke, Dean of the summer sessions expects another increase this year. Dr. Clarke stated the increase is due to three reasons: (1) Men Facing the draft are anxious to get an extra quarter before they enter the service, (2) There is a great number of students trying to develop vocational skills they can use to work their way through college or find permanent Jobs, and (3) Students who are behind in their re quirements for graduation are trying to catch up so they can graduate on schedule. GRADUATION SCHEDULE President's Reception. Tonight, 7 to 9 p.m. Baccalaureate Sunday Morning, 8 a.m. in Stadium Coanencement Exercises. June 2. 8 P.m. in the Stadium In searching frantically for a conclusion, I can find none, so ins tead of giving my name, 1811 Just say that my initials are Marilyn Arnold.... Farewell from your old Sig Pont, MABE. REV. ABEL IS BACCALAUREATE SPEAKER: SERVICES TO BE IN STADIUM AT 8 A.M. Another milestone has been reached by those students who graduate from Weber College this year, and for them this bacalaureate program has been planned. The speaker at the Bacalaureate Services for the graduating students will be Rev. Arnold J. Abel, of St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The service will held S The service will be held Sunday morning, May 29, at 8 a.m. in the college stadium. The sentimental ballad, "You'll Never Walk Alone, " will be played by the college band under the direction of Delmar Dickson, after which Sheldon Dahl will offer the invocation. Roland Parry will direct the college Symphonettes in singing "The Hills of Home." "Land Sighting", and'One World will be sung by the college gleemen, tinder the direction of Glenn L. Hanson, immediately after Rev. Abel's sermon. Concluding the program will be the band playing "Land of Hope and Glory". The benediction will be offered by Richard T. Moore. ACORN ARRIVES JUNE 1; ONLY 150 LEFT Coming, coming, coming, your 1955 Acorn; bigger, better, and more colorful. The Acorn will be be here June 1. Our only regret is we have only 500 yearbooks and over 350 of them have already been sold. Don't delay; some one else may be buying your yearbook nowl A complete account of the years activity has been carefully recorded for you. Each club has a special activity page which features their dance, assembly, and other outstanding events. As added attractions we have several photographs of the Bryce and Zion field trip. Who knows one of the many photographers on the trip may have taken your picture (when you least expected it.) (And they did!) Over 700 different portrait shot are to be found In the faculty, staff, student body and club sections. Out of the 700, 500 will be able to get yearbooks. We wish to remind you once more, don't delay and go without your copy! BIOLOGY AND LIFE SCIENCE CLASSES BEGIN FIRST STEP OF 10-YEAR PROGRAM Nearly sixty Weberites went on a hard working field trip to Snow Basiil Hay 12. The students, members of Life Science I and Biology 12 classes were well equipped with shovels and rakes, for an applied lesson in soil conservation. cThey saw photographs, taken years ago, of Wheeler Creek area shea lng that overgrazing had caused heavy, runoffs, and a swift stream cutting deeply into the land. STREAM DRIED Steep banks often caved in, and the stream dried up by summer time. The water in the stream, a part of Ogden'City's drinking water supply was muddy and unfit as a source of olulnary water. It was then that the Basin, formerly privately owned, was purchased and the restoration prograi started. Now the stream flows all year, and the clarity of the water i proof that good management will correct soil erosion. (Continued, Col. 2, Fa-e 3) WEBER'S SLXn-SEVSNTH ANNUALCOI-iKEN-CEMENT EXERCISES ARE SCHEDULED FOR STADIUM : MAYOR GLADE TO ADDRESS GRADS By Audri Montgomery Weber College's Sixty-seventh Annual Commencement Exercises will confer upon six- students, highest scholastic honors, June 2, at 8 p.m. in the college stadium. Leland Howell, Richard Moore, Larry Wilcock, Marilyn Arnold, Paul Harding and John Porter will be recognized for their outstanding achievement.Two hundred and seventy five students will receive two-year Junior College degrees. Of these there will be 19 Associates of Arts, 169 Associates of Science, 61 ce rt if-icates of completion and six certif icates of proficiency. The Hon. Earl J. Clade, Mayor.-of Salt Lake City, will give the add ress to the graduates. Student speakers will be Marilyn Arnold and Paul Harding. TO RECEIVE KONOliS High scholastic honors will be given to Lerene Richards, Steven Moss, Alton Longstroth, Wilma Schooninaker, Leonard Evans, Sheldon Dahl, Georgia Allen, Gary M. Peterson, Joyce Wan-lass, Darrel Palmer, Wayne Dykstra, Jay Davis, Kargene Pulsipher, and Dob Standing Honors will go to Sharon Slater Roger Wade, Dennis McKurdie, Audrey Andelin, Roy Davies, Gary Hadfield, Marilyn Kunz, Kelson Wright, Grant Hammon, Nancy Sanders, Gary L. Peterson, Jay Cha: berlin, Sally Jeppson, Carma Starrer, George Kojima, Kay Bingham, Una Jean West, Robert Fhil-lips, Jimraie Anderson, LeRoyden lies-lop, Opal Hess, Betty Peterson, and Lila Fae Allen. A reception for graduates and parents will be held followinp the exercises in the ladies lounge of the college ballroom. President and krs. Killerwill give a tea in honor of graduates and their parents on Friday, Kay 27, from seven to nine p.m., at Bertha Eccles Hall. Women of the college faculty will assist at the tea. GRADUATION PROGRAM The outline of the ccmnenceiisnt program is as follows: "It Wien" , by Schubert will be played by J. C. Anderson on the organ; invocation by Leland Howell; "To iie Sung On The Water", by Schubert, sung by the col lege Musettes, directed by J. Clair. Anderson; "The College And The Culture of the Student", a talk by Marilyn Arnold; "The College and Tts Community" , a talk by Paul Harding; Address to Graduates, by liayor Glade, Presentation of the class by President i.illiam P. Jailer; presentation of diplomas by kulon T. Hinckley; Kcrches of Peace, by Kueller, and Praioe the Lord, 0 Jemsalen, by Maunder, will be sung by the -college choir, with Glenn L. Hanson direct ing; and the benediction will We by Lerene idehards. GRADUATES! A final rehearsal for graduation will be held Wednesday, June 1, from 3:00 to i,:CO p.m. in Weber College Stadium. All graduates are required to be there. If for any reason you cannot attend, you must be excused by hre. Hall.
|Title||Signpost (Weber, Utah), 1955-05-27, Vol. 18, No. 15|
|Contributors||Associated Students of Weber College|
|Description||Weber's current student newspaper, the Signpost, first appeared on September 29, 1937. For two years prior to that time, campus news was disseminated via announcements posted on a bulletin board known as the "Signpost". As a result, the masthead of the first issue of the paper itself featured a rudimentary wooden sign with the title spelled out in rustic-looking letters. Over the years the paper has been published continuously, though the look, size and style has changed several times.|
|Subject||College student newspapers and periodicals; Weber College|
|Publisher Digital||Stewart Library, Weber State University|
|Source||University Archives LD5893.W55 S5, Stewart Library, Weber State University|
|Rights Management||Public Domain. Courtesy of University Archives, Stewart Library, Weber State University.|